In the beginning God creates Eve. She has three breasts. After a week in the garden, God pays a visit to Eve and asks her "How’s everything going?"
"It’s all so beautiful, God" she replies. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I do have one problem. It’s these three breasts you’ve given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes and such, They’re a real pain"
"That’s a fair point" replies God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six and just assumed you’d need half, but I see now that you are right. I’ll fix it right away". So god reaches over and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.
Another three weeks pass, and God once again pays a visit to Eve in the garden. "Now then, Eve, how’s my favourite creation today?" He asks.
"Just fantastic" she replies "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone"
God thinks for a moment. "You know, Eve, you’re right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now let’s see…..where did I put that useless tit ?"
sent in by Paul Bowen