The UK Newspapers for The Beginner

The Times is read by the people who run the country

The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country

The Guardian is read by the people who think they ought to run the country

The Morning Star is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country

The Independent is read by the people who do not know who runs the country but they are sure they are doing it wrong

The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country

The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country

The Daily Express is read by the people who think that this country ought to be run as it used to be

The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who still think it is their country

The Sun is read by people who don't care who runs the country providing she has big tits